"Blogging is SO passe!"

Rather than thank all of those who have given me inspiration over the past couple of months. I thought I'd attempt to pass it on through the intertubes* of the blogosphere*.

And so begins my first actual blog. (I feel so grown up.)

If the internet and our lives were some type of plumbing metaphor I would frame how I feel about it like this:

Through these tubes creativity pushes itself, gaining momentum from its own awesomeness*, a Information Liquid Plumer if you will. As it speeds along a twisting interconnectiveness* it begins to use its patented fast-acting solvents to unclog the boredom and stagnant groady water of our boring life sinks. Thereby, hopefully providing a clean and clear well of a free mind to allow more gross or beautiful things to be poured and filtered into it.

Senator Stevens: I FINALLY GET IT! And here, I thought YOU were the one who was confused.


*-Denotes a word that should be recognized by my computer....Webster take note.