Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's craigslist post must have looked something like this:
Want to work in an exciting, high energy, (nuclear powered) environment? The glorious nation of Iran is looking for a highly motivated, capable individuals who have two to four months of Photoshop experience. Applicants must be able to justify the means with the end, have a passion for fabricating the truth, and preferably have prior experience working with Government monitored media in the United States.
Our ideal candidate will be professional, unwavingly devoted, and should be organized, have some attention to detail and be comfortable with multi-tasking. This is a great opportunity for someone who likes variety and would like to play an integral role in marketing our innovative products. (Missles....etc.)
Jobs include faking terrorist supplies, and hastily copying items in pictures of terrifying missile launches.
Contact The Divine Khamenei quickly as the market for shifty evidence for or of military action is increasing everyday. Pay is negotiable, partially equal opportunity employer, (Infidels need not apply)
(Post coming for Friday)
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